You know you are in Texas...
1. When you can smell the air through the vents in the car. It's disgusting.
2. When it's almost 100 degrees out and it's 7 PM.
3. When you and everyone else starts to go a little crazy.
4. When gas is cheaper. Who wants to live here anyways?
5. When people cut you off for a hobby.
6. When road kill is the norm.
7. When it's 10:30 PM and you sweat when you walk outside.
8. When the scenery becomes A TREE(here and there).
9. When air conditioning becomes your best friend.
and FINALLY
10. When you are at the gas station and there is political commentary wrote on the bathroom stall.