I'm fascinating huh

In an effort to provide you with a good definition of the word "stalker" I had to go to urbandictionary.com. Dictionary.com did not suffice. There was 7 meanings of the word "stalker" so I will try to highlight the main points.

Urban Dictionary: Stalker

• Any women who think an undesirable man might be interested in her will almost always automatically label him a stalker.
• A hot guy who gives you flowers is a romantic. An ugly guy who gives you flowers is a stalker.
• A creepy guy who knows what you're doing at all times and when he doesn't he's trying to know. Someone who harasses, annoys, provokes because of self contempt and jealousy. Is known for doing anything to get a reaction. Will go to any length because he's so f'in sad and has no life whatsoever. Bruised ego loser.
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• stalker: selective walker girl 1: so i followed him home. girl 2: what? you're now a stalker? girl 1: hey, that's just where i walk.. it's not my fault i was simultaneously following him.

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• All the above courtesy of Urban Dictionary.
  

You might ask yourself, Why the hell is Kristin trying to educate me on Urban Dictionary's take on the word "stalker?" Well I will tell you. I wish I had freaking Snag it on my computer at home to really show you what I'm talking about but alas. This discussion comes to while I was looking at my free tracker on my blog. The tracker tells me how many people visit my website, if they come from another site first (like facebook, a search engine or if I'm linked somewhere else), when they visit, where they are from (city, state, country), how many times a day or in total continue to visit my blog, and then of course where they went on my blog. So they can't go many places other then to link to other sites OR to click on my archives (and view the post of the last 4 some years of my life AND to probably determine I'M NUTS, which is fine). On August 9th, someone from the city of Parker (which I think unfortunately accounts for the lovely place of C Rock also) began to visit my site and read my archives. The only year they haven't gone through is 2004. They have opened just about every month in 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008. Creeped out yet? Yeah, it gets better. Oh and they are on a Comcast service. I know that too. So they started reading on August 9th at 10:47pm stopped about 10:50pm then came back on August 10th at 1:18am, 3:20pm-3:55pm THEN some more on August 12th at 10:00pm. Like REALLY?

And you know, I bring this on myself by keeping this information public for the world. I'm kinda tied to my old posts, they remind me of the good times and times I was really stupid. I've also had a friend try to use my words against me (which unfortunately I continue to eat but dang I can't help myself sometimes!). But maybe I shouldn't broadcast my thoughts on the Internet? ORRRR my so called "stalker" could be my employer checking up to see if I'm talking crap or whatever. I hear all those kinds of stories. This is why I do not talk about work, other than that it's hard sometimes, or when I get promoted or whatever. Who knows. Maybe I have a secret admirer (aka "stalker") who can't get enough of Kristin. Let's just hope they are harmless. If you are hot, intelligent, funny guy, HELLO! Lol. Any way. They didn't get on my site today. Maybe that's a good sign. Let's hope they leave me alone. If you are reading this YOU STALKER, reveal yourself (really only if I know you cause if I don't I'm calling the police) ORRRRRRRRRR leave me alone, YOU ARE CREEPY!!!